60 Seconds in my Head: Godzilla

(Charm is stocking the frozen department at work when "Come With Me" by Diddy/ Jimmy Page from the Godzilla '98 soundtrack starts playing on headphones.)
OH HELL YEAH! I am SO in the mood for this! BOOM-BOOM-BOOM! BOOM-BOOM-BOOM! BOOM-BOOM-BOOM! BOOM-BOOM-BOOM!
Hey! That's right. The new Godzilla should be out any day now.I can't wait! It's going to be awesome! I'mma gonna get it outta da Redbox, and I'mma gonna run home, and I don't care what's on the tv, I'mma gonna  stick it right into the DVD player. And if anybody doesn't like it then...
(Charm pretends to do the Godzilla roar, but quietly so that no one hears him)
God, that sound is awesome! Some people want the Final Fantasy music to play after sex, but I want that roar when I'm done. You just stand up in the bed, place one mighty foot upon your latest conquest, (watch out for the fan), puff out your chest, and just ROAR! (EEEERRRRRRRNNNNNNOOOONNNNNNKKKKKK!)
It's the perfect way to say "THIS IS MINE! THIS IS WHERE MY BABIES COME FROM! I AM THE ALPHA MALE!!!"
"What're you doing?" 
"Nothing dear. Go to sleep."
( goes back to singing song.)
"I want to fight you, I want bite you..."