60 Seconds in my Head: Godzilla

(Charm is stocking the frozen department at work when "Come With Me" by Diddy/ Jimmy Page from the Godzilla '98 soundtrack starts playing on headphones.)
OH HELL YEAH! I am SO in the mood for this! BOOM-BOOM-BOOM! BOOM-BOOM-BOOM! BOOM-BOOM-BOOM! BOOM-BOOM-BOOM!
Hey! That's right. The new Godzilla should be out any day now.I can't wait! It's going to be awesome! I'mma gonna get it outta da Redbox, and I'mma gonna run home, and I don't care what's on the tv, I'mma gonna  stick it right into the DVD player. And if anybody doesn't like it then...
(Charm pretends to do the Godzilla roar, but quietly so that no one hears him)
God, that sound is awesome! Some people want the Final Fantasy music to play after sex, but I want that roar when I'm done. You just stand up in the bed, place one mighty foot upon your latest conquest, (watch out for the fan), puff out your chest, and just ROAR! (EEEERRRRRRRNNNNNNOOOONNNNNNKKKKKK!)
It's the perfect way to say "THIS IS MINE! THIS IS WHERE MY BABIES COME FROM! I AM THE ALPHA MALE!!!"
"What're you doing?" 
"Nothing dear. Go to sleep."
( goes back to singing song.)
"I want to fight you, I want bite you..."

Audio Inkblot 2

Time for another Audio Inkblot! If you missed the first, you can find it here. If this is your first time doing this, here's the lowdown. All you got to do is listen to this song, and then leave a comment talking about what the song makes you think of. Let's see how many different stories we can get! I'll give you my interpretation below the video so that I won't affect your viewpoint. And now I'll shut up so you can listen to the song.

This song is called "Engel" by the band Rammstein, a German heavy metal. I figured that the lyrics being in a foreign language should leave some room for different interpretations. Unless you know German, in which case you'll know that the signer "is no angel." When I'm listening to this one, it always makes me think of an old gunslinger wandering into a dusty, nearly abandoned, wild-west style town (whistling like this always reminds me of westerns). The first verse feels like an opening narration, telling the audience what happened or what he's searching for (maybe a lost love). As he walks down the street, he's suddenly attacked by sexy vampires (the girls singing). They try to seduce him, but he denies them just before they get into a fight. After the fight, he's taken to the vampire's queen, who again tries to lure him to their side, and again he refuses. The solo is a high-action fight scene between the gunslinger and the queen, but in the end, the queen is mortally wounded (hence her heavy breathing), but she is still able to taunt the man one last time (maybe telling him that he'll never find his love or that he's a dead man walking). The gunslinger screams to the heavens, either to drown her out, or maybe he's just overreacting. He then struts out of the town, with the other vamps watching from the shadows, none daring to go near him. with the last whistle, I see him walking into the sunset, determined to finish his journey or die trying.

So what'd you think of this one? And should I keep doing these, or is this a dumb idea? Let me know below, and I'll look forward to hearing from you.

One Year Later...

LO! I HAST RETURNED-ED! After a year of studying under the great

Vucub-Caquix, I have returned from the jungle-mountain, filled with his mighty opulence, and I am ready to spread his mighty wisdom! I am sorry that I left on my pilgrimage without forewarning you, but his call is mighty, and one does not keep a Mayan demigod waiting. I am back now, and I’m itching to get back to writing on here (and possibly from god-fleas). One problem that caused me to seek the knowledge of the Great Macaw was that I couldn't decide on what to write my blog on. About half of what I wrote before was part of a school assignment, and the other half either played off of the school stuff or didn't really connect to anything. I wanted to make this thing my own, and I wanted it to have some sort of theme.  I had boiled it down to three or four of  my favorite hobbies, but all of them are fairly time consuming things by themselves, and most of the time I’m working on more than one at a time anyways, so any kind of regular update schedule would be borderline impossible. Especially when I factor in just how lazy/lethargic I've felt over the last year (talking with a god can take a lot out of a guy). But the answer was simple. I shall give each hobby its own sub-blog, and keep this one as something of a main hub. I’m working on getting them ready behind the scenes, and if goes as well as it has been, I’ll be able to start reveling them soon.

As for this one, I’ll keep it around to link the others together, as well as to post anything that doesn’t really fit into the places. Also, as a warning, since someone else has named their game Grey Goo, and I don’t want legal trouble or confusion, I’ll be renaming my game design company. I’m not sure what I’ll change it too, although right now I’m leaning towards Vain Parrot Productions or Macaw 7 games.  Of course, I'm open to suggestions. 

Hopefully, I'll be able to keep this going for a while. I really do enjoy writing this thing, and I do have some stuff that I would like people to critique, so here's hoping that I can keep up. Thank you all for looking at this. Now if you'll excuse me, I must bejewel the teeth of Vucub-Caquix, lest he rip my arm off.